Who wears sunglasses on the back of their head? I'll tell you who: ASSHOLES! This guy is 10-15 years too old to be dressing the way he does. His look has been out of style for 10 years but he's so enamoured with himself he doesn't even know it. He thinks he's a complete rock star but he's just a cook, and not a particularly talented one at best. Just because you can stuff 5 bags of Cheez Doodles down your gullet and wash it back with a 3 pound hamburger doesn't mean you need celebrity status. This guy is the biggest tool box I've seen in years. Reminds me of why I hate pop culture so much. It amazes me more people haven't posted a more hate blog on this loser. It's also a shame public executions aren't legal. I'd like to see him cage fight with a hungry lion. I also love how he changed his surname to Fieri (which used to be Ferry, it's true) just to give him some street-cred. The URL says it best here: Guy Fieri Sucks!
I remember watching GHEY GUY on the next foodnetwork star show. I remember the judges not being impressed with this turd early on. They would tell him to stop acting like he's trying to impress his restaurant friends. When I heard that, I remember saying to myself, "This guy is a douche."
I'd like to have his job though. Don't get me started on how much I think the Foodnetwork sucks! What they think is hot, is so NOT.
Dumbass doesn't even know how to pronounce his own fake name. He's a tool of the first order. If he were on South Park, they'd call him a fat, sweaty mongoloid, and he'd deserve it.
Guy has ruined any credibility FoodNetwork still had. I want to take those sunglasses of his and knock them off his head. I cannot express I hate this tard.
*A sack of SH*T!! What a loser I hate this "Guy". He is my mortal enemy. Every time I see this loser on Food Network I think, HOW THE HELL did it win Food Network star!? I didn't watch that season but he must have competed against people in a complete coma to win.
i don't feel so alone any more. i didn't think there were other people out there that can't fucking stand him either lol. I actually get pissed off whenever i see him.
Why I loathe Guy Fieri: 1.He has entirely too many shows and it's always about the same shit. just a fat ass that likes to go around cramming food into his fat face.
2.he wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.
3.his hair is platinum blonde while his goatee is really dark.
4.usually whenever you see this pig on food network he has a very obvious tan line on his face where his glasses were.
I wish Guy would fall "off the chain". He's been traveling around the states for the better part of three years now periodically ruining peoples favorite restaurants. By ruining I mean making every triple douche fan aware about a great place to eat near them, so your recently exposed favorite spot is now impossible to get a table at.
Guy: thanks for nothing you herpes infected douche stick.
Guy Fieri is the biggest piece of shit, seeing his tgi friday comercials come on tv ruin the rest of my day. I worked at tgi fridays and their produce is of the poorest quality, their recipes are garbage, and they cook with a butter flavored oil of some sort that makes me want to yack, seriously i dont know how anybody eats any of the shit from tgi fridays that isn't cooked on the grill. Well as badass as Guy may think he is he's still the executive chef and creative artist/ recipe builder for the WORST restaurant chain in America. I wish I could run in to him somewhere so I can first slap him with the back of my hand like the bitch that he is and challenge him to a cook off where I will thoroughly stomp his ass with no culinary education and probably 10% of the experience that jack off has.
I have a good story that just happened to me today. I walked into Tex Wasabi's on 4th street in Santa Rosa with four freinds. The waitress asked me if I wanted happy hour or not. I have never personally been to the restaurant so I had so ask what she meant. She gave me a look like I am an idiot and said snottily "it depends on your seating." I sat down in the happy hour section and looked at the menu. Guy Fieri must think that Santa Rosa residents are bleeding money out their ass because his prices were so high. I just asked for water and then went to the bathroom. I came back and the waitress was using my seat and talking to a customer saw me, and did not offer it back. I did not order any food, I just had water, but the waitress never offered me a refill, even when I made it obvious I wanted more.
Fieri dresses like a reject from a bad nu-metal band from the mid-90's. He thinks he's funny but really, he's funny looking...no make that annoying. Hey Guy, when on the road slobbering all over that crap food you find, why don't find a treadmill and use it? Ugly fuck.
What a jackass! He can't keep his hands out of the food to chefs are cooking. And he can't stop looking down the cleavage of the females featured on the show. Disrespectful in every way. Why would the FoodNetwork such a loud, know nothing idiot.
1. His hair 2. Voice/vocal inflections 3. Pseudo cool expressions 4. Ability to cook 5. Personality 6. Name (yes, his birth name was Ferry)
I'm convinced that he's an attempt by the Food Network to be "edgy" by featuring someone with a contrived, creepy personality. It didn't work for Court TV (think Geraldo Rivera) so it sure as hell won't work for the Food Network either.
Hi this is the real Guy Ferry. I know that it wasn't full throttle to change my name and pronounce it incorrectly. I am also not pumped about my early 90's look that distracts your eyes from realizing how fat I really am. But this website is not kickin it old school, and I think its really killer. Its not that I pretend that every single piece of food I eat is the best meal I've ever had just to kiss the people who made the foods asses. Its really just inform everyone how extreme I really am. But its also not the mountains of cash that I blow through like an extreme taco salsa. I really just want everyone to kiss my butt and continue to pay and eat up all the fake and terrible tasting crap I continue to dish out on a regularly annoying basis. But excuse me I think its time for my 3rd lunch I am going to eat pizza, tacos, pancakes, bacon, grilled cheese sandwiches, and more fattening foods that poor people like you could never afford because everyone knows I am too Full Throttle. So you all have a nice day I am going to work on another heart attack and stroke maybe when I am eating from a straw people will acually believe that I am extreme.*unecessary extreme pointing gesture*
His food experience comes from running a really crappy hot dog stand in a really crappy county fair in a crappy part of rural California. The people where he's from hate him and have to hide their disgust when they speak about him. They wish he was never from there, and regret that he is. They feel like he gives their town a bad name, but the fact is that everyone from that town and area are tainted. So it's sad that a crappy place thinks Guy is too crappy to belong there. He comes from a redneck dairy farming community where racism, hate, homophobia, religious intolerance and extreme right-wing Republicanism are alive and well. I'm just amazed that even FN doesn't think he sucks, which tells you everything you need to know about FN. Hell, they put Paula Deen on as well, so I suppose their vetting process involves asking "are you a fat, white, Republican who doesn't know a damn thing about food?"
He can't steal enough recipes to cover his dumb ass in the restaurant business.....you can always tell which cook he is not gonna like, regardless of how good their food is. ARROGANT PRICK!
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Why does he wear his sunglasses on the back of his head? Who does that?? They prolly get all nasty from his hair gel.
ReplyDeleteWho wears sunglasses on the back of their head? I'll tell you who: ASSHOLES! This guy is 10-15 years too old to be dressing the way he does. His look has been out of style for 10 years but he's so enamoured with himself he doesn't even know it. He thinks he's a complete rock star but he's just a cook, and not a particularly talented one at best. Just because you can stuff 5 bags of Cheez Doodles down your gullet and wash it back with a 3 pound hamburger doesn't mean you need celebrity status. This guy is the biggest tool box I've seen in years. Reminds me of why I hate pop culture so much. It amazes me more people haven't posted a more hate blog on this loser. It's also a shame public executions aren't legal. I'd like to see him cage fight with a hungry lion. I also love how he changed his surname to Fieri (which used to be Ferry, it's true) just to give him some street-cred. The URL says it best here: Guy Fieri Sucks!
ReplyDeleteSay hello to Guy Ramsey FERRY!! lmfao!!
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri
I remember watching GHEY GUY on the next foodnetwork star show. I remember the judges not being impressed with this turd early on. They would tell him to stop acting like he's trying to impress his restaurant friends. When I heard that, I remember saying to myself, "This guy is a douche."
ReplyDeleteI'd like to have his job though. Don't get me started on how much I think the Foodnetwork sucks! What they think is hot, is so NOT.
Guy "Tater Tot" Fieri is a f*cking tool
ReplyDeleteDumbass doesn't even know how to pronounce his own fake name. He's a tool of the first order. If he were on South Park, they'd call him a fat, sweaty mongoloid, and he'd deserve it.
ReplyDeleteGuy has ruined any credibility FoodNetwork still had. I want to take those sunglasses of his and knock them off his head. I cannot express I hate this tard.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone been to his restaurant in Santa Rosa? Mediocre at BEST. Guy FERRY cannot cook his way out of a paper sack!
ReplyDeleteHe IS a SACK!!
ReplyDelete*A sack of SH*T!! What a loser I hate this "Guy". He is my mortal enemy. Every time I see this loser on Food Network I think, HOW THE HELL did it win Food Network star!? I didn't watch that season but he must have competed against people in a complete coma to win.
ReplyDeletei don't feel so alone any more. i didn't think there were other people out there that can't fucking stand him either lol. I actually get pissed off whenever i see him.
ReplyDeleteWhy I loathe Guy Fieri:
1.He has entirely too many shows and it's always about the same shit. just a fat ass that likes to go around cramming food into his fat face.
2.he wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.
3.his hair is platinum blonde while his goatee is really dark.
4.usually whenever you see this pig on food network he has a very obvious tan line on his face where his glasses were.
I wish Guy would fall "off the chain". He's been traveling around the states for the better part of three years now periodically ruining peoples favorite restaurants. By ruining I mean making every triple douche fan aware about a great place to eat near them, so your recently exposed favorite spot is now impossible to get a table at.
ReplyDeleteGuy: thanks for nothing you herpes infected douche stick.
Guy Fieri is the biggest piece of shit, seeing his tgi friday comercials come on tv ruin the rest of my day. I worked at tgi fridays and their produce is of the poorest quality, their recipes are garbage, and they cook with a butter flavored oil of some sort that makes me want to yack, seriously i dont know how anybody eats any of the shit from tgi fridays that isn't cooked on the grill. Well as badass as Guy may think he is he's still the executive chef and creative artist/ recipe builder for the WORST restaurant chain in America. I wish I could run in to him somewhere so I can first slap him with the back of my hand like the bitch that he is and challenge him to a cook off where I will thoroughly stomp his ass with no culinary education and probably 10% of the experience that jack off has.
ReplyDeleteI have a good story that just happened to me today.
ReplyDeleteI walked into Tex Wasabi's on 4th street in Santa Rosa with four freinds.
The waitress asked me if I wanted happy hour or not.
I have never personally been to the restaurant so I had so ask what she meant.
She gave me a look like I am an idiot and said snottily "it depends on your seating."
I sat down in the happy hour section and looked at the menu. Guy Fieri must think that Santa Rosa residents are bleeding money out their ass because his prices were so high.
I just asked for water and then went to the bathroom. I came back and the waitress was using my seat and talking to a customer saw me, and did not offer it back.
I did not order any food, I just had water, but the waitress never offered me a refill, even when I made it obvious I wanted more.
I hate Guy Fieri
what a douche! the waitress probally thought your girlfriend was hot and was trying to impress her!
ReplyDeleteThis GUY cannot cook. I have watched hi show. YUCK!!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html
ReplyDelete'Nuff said!
Fieri dresses like a reject from a bad nu-metal band from the mid-90's. He thinks he's funny but really, he's funny looking...no make that annoying. Hey Guy, when on the road slobbering all over that crap food you find, why don't find a treadmill and use it? Ugly fuck.
ReplyDeleteWhat a jackass!
ReplyDeleteHe can't keep his hands out of the food to chefs are cooking.
And he can't stop looking down the cleavage of the females featured on the show. Disrespectful in every way.
Why would the FoodNetwork such a loud, know nothing idiot.
Everything about this asshole is fake:
ReplyDelete1. His hair
2. Voice/vocal inflections
3. Pseudo cool expressions
4. Ability to cook
5. Personality
6. Name (yes, his birth name was Ferry)
I'm convinced that he's an attempt by the Food Network to be "edgy" by featuring someone with a contrived, creepy personality. It didn't work for Court TV (think Geraldo Rivera) so it sure as hell won't work for the Food Network either.
Gotta give it up for Guy Ferry. He truly is one of the great hacks of our times.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like he was gifted with A show, he's been a fixture of the TV food scene for years now.
Not bad for someone who doesn't seem to possess any form of culinary prowess and isn't really charismatic or entertaining.
His poseur XTREME 90's look is hype too. Totally a look that befits a fat guy in his mid-40s.
Hi this is the real Guy Ferry. I know that it wasn't full throttle to change my name and pronounce it incorrectly. I am also not pumped about my early 90's look that distracts your eyes from realizing how fat I really am. But this website is not kickin it old school, and I think its really killer. Its not that I pretend that every single piece of food I eat is the best meal I've ever had just to kiss the people who made the foods asses. Its really just inform everyone how extreme I really am. But its also not the mountains of cash that I blow through like an extreme taco salsa. I really just want everyone to kiss my butt and continue to pay and eat up all the fake and terrible tasting crap I continue to dish out on a regularly annoying basis. But excuse me I think its time for my 3rd lunch I am going to eat pizza, tacos, pancakes, bacon, grilled cheese sandwiches, and more fattening foods that poor people like you could never afford because everyone knows I am too Full Throttle. So you all have a nice day I am going to work on another heart attack and stroke maybe when I am eating from a straw people will acually believe that I am extreme.*unecessary extreme pointing gesture*
ReplyDeleteHis food experience comes from running a really crappy hot dog stand in a really crappy county fair in a crappy part of rural California. The people where he's from hate him and have to hide their disgust when they speak about him. They wish he was never from there, and regret that he is. They feel like he gives their town a bad name, but the fact is that everyone from that town and area are tainted. So it's sad that a crappy place thinks Guy is too crappy to belong there. He comes from a redneck dairy farming community where racism, hate, homophobia, religious intolerance and extreme right-wing Republicanism are alive and well. I'm just amazed that even FN doesn't think he sucks, which tells you everything you need to know about FN. Hell, they put Paula Deen on as well, so I suppose their vetting process involves asking "are you a fat, white, Republican who doesn't know a damn thing about food?"
ReplyDeleteHe can't steal enough recipes to cover his dumb ass in the restaurant business.....you can always tell which cook he is not gonna like, regardless of how good their food is. ARROGANT PRICK!
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