He is on so many food network shows and he is NOTHING! Now, nepotism being the tool of the stupid and greedy, he wants to do a show with his son? Food Network must be hard up for shows but I just leave the station when he starts tasting food with his FAST self. FAT people think everything is delicious. His say so means nothing but I am waiting for another network to make Food Show lineups that do not include 13 Guy Fieri crapfests in a row.
Guy Ferry, first off...call him by his real name...or yet call him "Fi-e-ri" instead of that nonsensical "Fieti" pronounciation that he pulled out of his rather fat ass. And please don't refer to yourself as a "chef" Ferry because a couple hospitality classes at UNLV doesn't make you a chef any more than it makes you Jerry Fucking Tarkanian.
ireally do wish someone would kill him and his whole family so his douchebag sons couldn't even think of carrying on his disgustind legacy. DIE!DIE!DIE!!!!!!!
What has happened to the Food Network. CREEPS like Fieri and the PUKE who does the Cakes and Rachel Ray? COME ON!!!!! I can't WAIT for the Ausy Moron that runs it all to go broke so the ether can carry something worth watching!
True dat! The station is going downhill but Racheal Ray is great and the Cake shows are not awful. Its Guy Fieri on 13 shows in a row or these odd women they keep finding...Patricia Heaton cooking show? Valerie Bertinelli? Some other women with southern accents but the Puffy Faced Pioneer woman has good recipes so does the old fat women on the farm named GG. But Fieri is a bore and nothing to watch. They seem to be pushing alot of the Chopped Shows now too. Whoever is in charge of programming needs to be fired and replaced with someone who does not like watching paint dry. The Chefs and Cons show is good. Alton Brown good. Bobbyu Flay and his lover Giada are creepy to watch. Where is Ina? Where is Ten Dollar Dinners? Where is Aarti? C'mom Food Network, get good again!
Anonymous, he has to do that. I got a sneak peak of this fools upcoming autobiography for you (ever notice how the people who do absolutely nothing are the ones who write autobiographies!?) which explains:
You see over the years of eating grimy disgusting truck stop diner food he has begun to slowly rot away. Look at his hair. When this idiot is off camera he is constantly swatting the buzzards off the dead animals in is his greasy chlorine bleached hair. Anyway, he has to dislocate his jaw and use the momentum that he creates when the bullshit comes out of his mouth in order to chew his food properly. Obviously this forward momentum makes interested and concerned people ("Guy's Mom") think he is having some sort of seizure, so he wears sunglasses on the back of his head so it appears he is only nodding to the music of his sad despicable poser life.
Uhhhh...his taste buds suck. I just tried something that he said tasted wonderful and I wanted to puke. He puts his name on dishes that are digusting...so he's...disgusting. EWWWW
He's a condescending prick. He acts like he is the smartest foodie around - yet, he can barely form a sentence about the food he is struggling to describe: "money". Asshole.
this creature is disgusting it reminds me of my fathers friend todd smith . i refuse to acknowledge it as a living thing. its gross and it puts the lotion on its skin.
this creature has gross hair, gross beard. its so gross watching it eat food because it drools. im sick of seeing this disgusting creature drool and lumber around. It must be stoned to death
hey anonymous, stop hiding behind your computer screen. Guy Fieri is a very succesful, and amazing man. Stop making fun of stars like Guy fieri that you will never be like. He is very down to earth, and an amazing person. I personally think he is a very handsome man, and i love him. He doesn't deserve to be called a creature. I want to marry him one day. I love you Guy.
are you kidding me this creature is gross...It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again... put the fucking lotion in the basket!..he is disgusting and glutinous
what??? i want to see this man shirtless. He is very defined and athletic. he once showed up at a celebrity baseball game, and was the best player there. He is one hell of a man, and my love to become. I want him. He is yummy
oh shut up anonymous. Stop being jealous of guy who will always be better, stronger, and more attractive than you (probably taller too). Haters gonna hate
and Guy really is Italian so it's okay to change it from Ferry To Fieri you idiots. You're so jealous just cause this dude's more successful than you. Hahaha.Bet dude's laughing all the way to the 401k bank pow pow.
I agree anonymous I'm a man and even I can admit guy is really good lookin. cuz I'm secure of myself and not a HATER. Keep up the awesome work Guy you freaking rock. Bet everyone wishes they was you.
only losers hate. Guy is the most awesome host of all time. You wish you hade dude's charisma and talent and looks lol cuz all you got is you're stupid blogs to be cowardly faceless haterz lmao.
I agree anonymous. Guy's hair and style freakin ROCKS . People just talkin and dissin cuz they can't pull it off and they be lookin like square losers ahaha.
Sucks to be you. Sorry that Guy has awesome style and looks cool while you always look like losers.
You should all get a tan like Guy except you'd still all look like jealous loser haters ahaha.
Yup...obviously it is either Guy or reps writing those "he is so good looking" comments. Actually, those comments have to be Guy because they are written like an eight grader would have said them.
Guy Fieri represents everything that Anthony Bourdain hates about The Food Network’s influence on America’s eating habits: An obnoxious former reality contestant who promotes mediocre cuisine. And, of course, there’s that hair.
Choice quote: "I look at Guy Fieri, and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh? I'm proud of what I do.'
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Are we just upset because we are so jealous? Nah, he's a tool and he sucks. He's just like any other Fat Guy who has perty mouth skills.
ReplyDeleteSNAP
I just saw Sammy Hagar on VH1, if he cut his hair he would look like toolboy, easy!
ReplyDelete"I just saw Sammy Hagar on VH1, if he cut his hair he would look like toolboy, easy!"
ReplyDeleteFunny you should mention that!
http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fhjh2.jpg
I posted that on TWoP last year.
When will we see more posts?
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of the fat loud mouth drunk at the end of the bar that is the sports "expert".
ReplyDeletehe sucks and I wish he would die
ReplyDeletei cannot watch him without wanting to smash the tv.He sucks and so does everyone else on that stupid food network.
ReplyDeleteHe is on so many food network shows and he is NOTHING! Now, nepotism being the tool of the stupid and greedy, he wants to do a show with his son? Food Network must be hard up for shows but I just leave the station when he starts tasting food with his FAST self. FAT people think everything is delicious. His say so means nothing but I am waiting for another network to make Food Show lineups that do not include 13 Guy Fieri crapfests in a row.
DeleteHe truly sucks. He's loud and annoying and painful to look at.
ReplyDeleteGuy Ferry, first off...call him by his real name...or yet call him "Fi-e-ri" instead of that nonsensical "Fieti" pronounciation that he pulled out of his rather fat ass. And please don't refer to yourself as a "chef" Ferry because a couple hospitality classes at UNLV doesn't make you a chef any more than it makes you Jerry Fucking Tarkanian.
ReplyDeleteireally do wish someone would kill him and his whole family so his douchebag sons couldn't even think of carrying on his disgustind legacy. DIE!DIE!DIE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMOUTH Skills? He can BARELY complete a thought?
ReplyDeleteWhat has happened to the Food Network. CREEPS like Fieri and the PUKE who does the Cakes and Rachel Ray? COME ON!!!!! I can't WAIT for the Ausy Moron that runs it all to go broke so the ether can carry something worth watching!
ReplyDeleteTrue dat! The station is going downhill but Racheal Ray is great and the Cake shows are not awful. Its Guy Fieri on 13 shows in a row or these odd women they keep finding...Patricia Heaton cooking show? Valerie Bertinelli? Some other women with southern accents but the Puffy Faced Pioneer woman has good recipes so does the old fat women on the farm named GG. But Fieri is a bore and nothing to watch. They seem to be pushing alot of the Chopped Shows now too. Whoever is in charge of programming needs to be fired and replaced with someone who does not like watching paint dry. The Chefs and Cons show is good. Alton Brown good. Bobbyu Flay and his lover Giada are creepy to watch. Where is Ina? Where is Ten Dollar Dinners? Where is Aarti? C'mom Food Network, get good again!
DeleteI'm thinking of buying a Fettati F430, but I don't want to get rid of the Porsche.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe he's hosting a prime time show! ugh!
ReplyDeletePlease please please let a cross town bus mow this man over completely. If I have to witness him unhinge his jaw one more time.....
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, he has to do that. I got a sneak peak of this fools upcoming autobiography for you (ever notice how the people who do absolutely nothing are the ones who write autobiographies!?) which explains:
ReplyDeleteYou see over the years of eating grimy disgusting truck stop diner food he has begun to slowly rot away. Look at his hair. When this idiot is off camera he is constantly swatting the buzzards off the dead animals in is his greasy chlorine bleached hair. Anyway, he has to dislocate his jaw and use the momentum that he creates when the bullshit comes out of his mouth in order to chew his food properly. Obviously this forward momentum makes interested and concerned people ("Guy's Mom") think he is having some sort of seizure, so he wears sunglasses on the back of his head so it appears he is only nodding to the music of his sad despicable poser life.
Uhhhh...his taste buds suck. I just tried something that he said tasted wonderful and I wanted to puke. He puts his name on dishes that are digusting...so he's...disgusting. EWWWW
ReplyDeleteHe's a condescending prick. He acts like he is the smartest foodie around - yet, he can barely form a sentence about the food he is struggling to describe: "money". Asshole.
ReplyDeletethis creature is disgusting it reminds me of my fathers friend todd smith . i refuse to acknowledge it as a living thing. its gross and it puts the lotion on its skin.
ReplyDeletethis creature has gross hair, gross beard. its so gross watching it eat food because it drools. im sick of seeing this disgusting creature drool and lumber around. It must be stoned to death
ReplyDeletehey anonymous, stop hiding behind your computer screen. Guy Fieri is a very succesful, and amazing man. Stop making fun of stars like Guy fieri that you will never be like. He is very down to earth, and an amazing person. I personally think he is a very handsome man, and i love him. He doesn't deserve to be called a creature. I want to marry him one day. I love you Guy.
ReplyDeleteare you kidding me this creature is gross...It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again... put the fucking lotion in the basket!..he is disgusting and glutinous
ReplyDeletewhat??? i want to see this man shirtless. He is very defined and athletic. he once showed up at a celebrity baseball game, and was the best player there. He is one hell of a man, and my love to become. I want him. He is yummy
ReplyDeleteThis person probably is Guy (or one of his representatives) who has nothing better to do than defend himself on hate blogs...
ReplyDeleteoh shut up anonymous. Stop being jealous of guy who will always be better, stronger, and more attractive than you
ReplyDelete(probably taller too). Haters gonna hate
he's soooo yummy on minute to win it omg =o
ReplyDeleteand Guy really is Italian so it's okay to change it from Ferry To Fieri you idiots. You're so jealous just cause this dude's more successful than you. Hahaha.Bet dude's laughing all the way to the 401k bank pow pow.
ReplyDeleteCiao losers
I agree anonymous,these dudes are just jealous cuz Guy freakin rocks.
ReplyDeleteLove ya Guy
yeah, Guy is awesome and really hot. Dudes here know their women be watchin Guy so they burnin up with jealousy. Haha lol haterzzz
ReplyDeleteI agree anonymous I'm a man and even I can admit guy is really good lookin. cuz I'm secure of myself and not a HATER. Keep up the awesome work Guy you freaking rock. Bet everyone wishes they was you.
ReplyDeletepeace HATERZ
only losers hate. Guy is the most awesome host of all time. You wish you hade dude's charisma and talent and looks lol cuz all you got is you're stupid blogs to be cowardly faceless haterz lmao.
ReplyDeleteloser haters gonna hate
have fun bein losers haters
I agree anonymous. Guy's hair and style freakin ROCKS . People just talkin and dissin cuz they can't pull it off and they be lookin like square losers ahaha.
ReplyDeleteSucks to be you. Sorry that Guy has awesome style and looks cool while you always look like losers.
You should all get a tan like Guy except you'd still all look like jealous loser haters ahaha.
HateHate Haterz gonna Hate Hate Hate. haterz make me famous ;)
ReplyDeleteguy ferry is an absolute idiot with no hygiene and horrible style and taste in food as are any of his "fans"
ReplyDeletehe has good hygiene. probably dudes hygiene is better than yours. pow pow. haterz i have risen to the top
ReplyDeleteYup...obviously it is either Guy or reps writing those "he is so good looking" comments. Actually, those comments have to be Guy because they are written like an eight grader would have said them.
ReplyDeleteWhat does anybody find so appealing about an overweight loser dressed out of Swingers talking with his mouth full of food????
ReplyDeleteGuy Fieri represents everything that Anthony Bourdain hates about The Food Network’s influence on America’s eating habits: An obnoxious former reality contestant who promotes mediocre cuisine. And, of course, there’s that hair.
ReplyDeleteChoice quote: "I look at Guy Fieri, and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh? I'm proud of what I do.'
guy fieri should choke on a cack
ReplyDeleteAnthony Bourdain is a jealous HATER. He wishes he was Guy.
ReplyDeleteYou know I heard that Ferry is into sodomy with she males. No joke sad but true.
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